What Weapons Are You Hiding?

I have lots of weapons in the house. Athena knows I have them but doesn't know exactly what ammo I am hiding. She respects my privacy and doesn't ask any questions about them.

My romance arsenal is constantly changing. I don't want to tell you what is currently in it because Athena does read this column. However, I will give you some vague ideas about what I hide there. Of course I have a revolving supply of cards and materials to make cards.

Occasionally there are Hershey Kisses or other chocolates in the box which eventually find their way on to my wife's pillow, vanity, writing desk or other special place.

In the past, I have hidden my glow-in-the-dark chalk and stars in my weapon box while I pondered how and when to best use them. My box has also been home to Rain-x anti fog, crayons, silly string and several other zany items.

Now is a perfect time to create your own romantic arsenal box. Start gathering your supplies today. I really beef up my supplies after Valentine's each year when the items go on clearance. There are chocolates, stickers, unique candies, candles, small books and many, many other items that you can stash away for emergencies. If Athena ever comes home in a blue mood, I have dozens of items right at my fingertips that are guaranteed to take those blues away. With a properly stocked romantic arsenal you can instantly turn a frown into a smile or even transform a gentle smile into a beaming one. Time for me to go use up some of my supplies.